These pigs and their ironic leopard print raised a red flag so I did a little investigating. What I discovered is nothing short of wholly scandalous. There’s an abandoned wardrobe under the BQE, and if you stand over it and click your heels twice you’ll be transported to a secret communal farm dedicated to developing new kinds of bacon-laced chocolate and vodka delicacies.
Notes:
Apparently mixing species is...common practice in Chinese zoos
guess this cat doesn’t order the pig in a blanket special at IHOP… esquisse:
Tiger thoughts… Must continue to let them think I don’t notice. Must let them get bigger. Patience. Patience… davereed:
Freakishly adorable.
This is awesome, but I’m not volunteering for the human testing.
::sputters:: Possibly the greatest thing I’ll see today.
and their ironic leopard print raised a red flag so I did a little investigating. What I discovered is nothing short of...
“Secret spy journal: Our disguises seem...be working; she suspects nothing. Operation...
Oh my god. Those pigs are dressed up like tigers.
I am pretending this how Piglet and Tigger met.
