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liana:

I can only imagine what my life would have been like if my parents had tweeted all our big child-rearing moments.
“Just taught Liana about birds & bees. Took it well but seemed confused about the meta4.”
“Liana cried all nite. Jewish kids in kindergarten told every1 Santa is not real.”
“Visit from Aunt Flo lol. My lil girl is a woman.”
“Up all nite comforting Liana. Turns out I forgot 2 mention “bees” can sting.”
“Late night call from cops. Have I failed in some way?”
“Home from station. Talked it over & Liana seems 2 understand why it’s not ok 2 take Ecstasy and drive round downtown.”

liana:

I can only imagine what my life would have been like if my parents had tweeted all our big child-rearing moments.

“Just taught Liana about birds & bees. Took it well but seemed confused about the meta4.”

“Liana cried all nite. Jewish kids in kindergarten told every1 Santa is not real.”

“Visit from Aunt Flo lol. My lil girl is a woman.”

“Up all nite comforting Liana. Turns out I forgot 2 mention “bees” can sting.”

“Late night call from cops. Have I failed in some way?”

“Home from station. Talked it over & Liana seems 2 understand why it’s not ok 2 take Ecstasy and drive round downtown.”


(via liana)